Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Bi*ch STEP OFF or prepare to get chalked up!



Okay so I was minding my own business doing more sidewalk chalk art for Pistol Whipped Cream when I was rudely approached by a evil woman. Usually when I am doing my chalk art either people ask me what its about or they keep walking. No one has EVER confronted me before! Also, side note: I was in a very liberal part of town: L5P of all places when this happened. With me was my friend Asaya and her 2 kids who are both under the age of 4 and were not standing anywhere near me when this happened. Okay now back to the story. So I'm stooped on the ground with my friend and her kids waiting behind me when this black lady in her late 30's-early 40's who you would think has dreds but she didn't passes by me with her man and then stops and makes the most ignorant comment ever.

I'm writing out our name on the ground. So far I had written P-i-s-t-o-l W-h-i-p-p-e...when she starts yelling at me for writing what she thinks is "Pistol Whipped" on the ground in front of children. I was thinking in my head 'bi*ch are you fu*%in serious!!' but i ignored her because I know I have anger issues. She repeats herself. Seeing that her dumb ass wasn't going anywhere I responded to her that I was not writing what she thought I was. Very defensively she says "well then school me, school me.." and I ignore her once again. At this point my friend realizes that someone is talking to me and she thought I couldn't hear them so she's like "Crystal, someone is talking to you.." and then tells the lady "its Pistol Whipped Cream" referring to what I was writing. I am still silent and finishing up my chalk art. The lady asks her very rudely and with her same attitude "oh, so it's a cream?" My friend says "Crystal, explain to her what it is that you do" and finally I said to my friend "Asaya, I am ignoring her for a reason. I am not answering her because she is being ignorant and I will not entertain that shit!" The lady gets mad and yells out "Oh, so I'm ignorant..[blah, blah, blah]" and something about me wearing a tank top in front of the kids and seriously I stopped listening and she walked off. WTF man!! How was she not ignorant!!?? Was she serious!!??? HELLO DUMB ASS....you just walked up to someone NOT KNOWING what the hell they were doing and stared yelling at them. It's not like she said "Oh, what's that your writing? Pistol Whipped what?" Then I would have explained it to her but she came at me all wrong. I was doing very well to not stand up and bi*ch her out so I think I am happy with how it ended. By the way, the kids #1 can not read and #2 have no clue what I was writing if that was her main concern. Also, tank tops are appropriate in the summer!

5 comments:

Khanone said...

fuck that bitch! you shoulda gave her a roundhouse kick to the chin LOL! i hate it when people jump to conclusions. keep up the good work ladies ;)

Anonymous said...

Ii Desu Ne!!!!!

Saya Who?, AKA Saya Say, AKA Asaya!!! said...

My children and I are going through therapy thanks to you... Oh, I mean that lady :)

Muzik said...

I just read your post... It's always funny to me when people do that sort of thing. Igorance is bliss but DAMN!! That only goes so far.

Anonymous said...

Writing on the sidewalk is not really minding your own business it is guerilla art. You should probably be prepared to deal with any kind of attention that comes your way.